isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: hatijeh, via all-laughs)

ziallasylum:

i am liam every time harry gets into telling one of his stories

five minutes later…

(via all-laughs)

(Source: acatwithonelife, via all-laughs)

(Source: mountincest, via all-laughs)

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: magentamayhem, via all-laughs)

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

(via all-laughs)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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(Source: helwolf, via all-laughs)

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking to me because earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

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